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Jan 07 2009

Ten Differences Between Adult and Child Skiers

Published by kelmelang at 11:13 am under Humor Edit This

Ten Differences between Adult and Children Skiers.

  1. Adults dress for warmth.  Children dress to look cool.
  2. Adults understand exactly what Double Black Diamond means and avoid them.
  3. Adults have farther to fall.  Children have more spectacular falls.
  4. Adults have been there done that mogul trail.
  5. Adults know how to stop.  We’re in perpetual snow plow.
  6. Adults know when to stop and it’s usually before we hit someone.
  7. Adults don’t need helmets we’ve already fried our brains.
  8. Adults can afford the lift tickets – maybe…
  9. Adults are proud of their 1970 ski suit, it’s still warm.

And the biggest difference between and Adult and Child Skier is…

  1. Falling actually hurts!
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